invhale:

People need to realize that there are days when you’re not in the mood to talk or interact with anyone.

(via l-a-c-u-n-a)

joshpeck:

i just ate so much bread god bless america

(via bae-very)

[whispers] i miss harry potter

[murmurs] i miSS HARRY POTTER

[exclaims] i misS HARRY POTTER

[yells] I MISS HARRY POTTER

[sCREAMS FROM THE ROOFTOPS WITH A MEGAPHONE] I MISS HARRY POTTER

(Source: harryshorcrux, via moistbottom)

bulletbutt:

So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?”

I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded:

“Because I’m full of bees”

I don’t think I’ve seen a more confused and terrified child in my life as I walked away, hearing him whisper “Bees…” to himself.

(Source: fireyams, via jackellly)

sentimentalvelvet:

cartel:

mikemanmiller-us:

cartel:

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

trilogy.. 

””“5 book trilogy”“”“

(via wellsexed)

frankocean:

all posts after 2am and before 7am shall be forgiven.

(via lubricates)

filharmagic:

how come you never see Troy and Gabrielle fucking acting in the first High School Musical. they’re auditioning for a play. a play with words. words need spoken. stage directions need be taken. what even is the plot of that musical. did anyone go to see it. how come Sharpay and her gay brother didn’t get supporting roles actually wait fuck were there any supporting roles? what is the high school musical in high school musical. why does ryan keep wearing hats.

(via official-kanyewest)